This flip book-style emo poetry generator is the perfect gift for anyone looking for a little early-to-mid-2000s nostalgia to soothe their deep, dark soul. Chock-full of playfully melancholic and angsty phrases reminiscent of emo internet poetry from the early millennium, this volume invites you to simply flip and match different sections to yield over 150,000 unique three-line poems. So, whether you've just run out of black eyeliner, lost your favorite pair of skinny jeans, or gotten blue hair dye all over your favorite My Chemical Romance tee, generate the perfect emo poem to adequately express your angst. J