Me either. Because It’s your story- waiting to happen… these are some really cute spreading knives. Two chubby girls, one in a striped swimming suit in the other in a polkadotted swimming suit - and three beautiful fish spread knives. Also included is a beautifully colored fish ornament and a Kilauea Point Kauai lighthouse ornament. You see the thing is when you have a lil’ get together, as a host, it falls upon you to have interesting little conversation starters for your guests to be able to chat over. Well, These are them! You’re welcome!😜 5 Knives, 2 Ornaments total. All five knives are made by Boston Warehouse Good preowned condition there does appear to be a slight discoloration on the base of lighthouse Please see all pictures for condition and measurements Q