Decorative, Humorous Sign with a Rustic Look

Great wooden, black sign with cream lettering. No brand. A rustic, slightly weathered patina, and a really funny message, which reads, “You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.” We all probably know an individual who would aptly fits that description or maybe it applies to yourself. :) Please see photos for details and measurements. Metal hanger on the back.