Dave Barry Is Not Making This Up -- Dave Barry

<b><i>NEW YORK TIMES</i> BESTSELLER - You can't make this stuff up. Dave Barry wouldn't lie--and here are the real life, laugh-out-loud stories from across America to prove it.</b> <p/>Get up-close with Dave as he examines UFO thrillseekers and Elvis-worshippers, plays lead guitar with a horrifying rock band that includes Stephen King, and swears to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in stories like these: <p/>- a U.S. Supreme Court justice shares his remedy for preventing gas ("I had not realized that this was a matter of concern in the highest levels of government") <p/>- a newspaper headline in Ohio announces the combustibility of strawberry Pop-Tarts ("A story that can really help you gain a better understanding of how you can be killed by breakfast snack food") <p/>- a frightening fact that snakes have mastered the pipelines leading directly to your toilet--and they're not shy ("Many women might view this as a fair punishment for all the billions of times that guys have left the seat up"). <p/>"Barry is at his best."<br><i><b>--The Baltimore Sun</b></i> <p/>"He zaps the funny bone."<br><i><b>--The Cincinnati Post</b></i><br><br><b>Author:</b> Dave Barry<br><b>Publisher:</b> Random House Publishing Group<br><b>Published:</b> 04/11/1995<br><b>Pages:</b> 272<br><b>Binding Type:</b> Paperback<br><b>Weight:</b> 0.48lbs<br><b>Size:</b> 8.28h x 5.34w x 0.69d<br><b>ISBN:</b> 9780449909737<br><p><b>About the Author</b><br><b>Dave Barry </b>is a Pulitzer P