Cute Little Alien Guy Keychain or Bald Man or Tadpole

I guess it's an Alien. I suppose it could be a bald guy with a flesh colored turtleneck too. Whatever it is, it looks sad, like it wants to go crawl in a hole and spit curse words and bodily fluids at the world. It could be a turtle who's wife had had enough of his bullshit and kicked him out, loaded the kids and pet ladybug into the shell and left him. Who can blame her? He's not cute in the least bit so he shouldn't be giving her any crap. Maybe it's one of those Whack-a-Mole characters waiting to be whacked off or whacked on, whatever it is you do to those guys. Or maybe it's beat off and put out of the garden so there's no more holes being drilled. It does kinda look like a tadpole. He just needs a puddle to jump in and stay wet. In reality. it's probably just a little old bald man with a bad nerve problem that spits when he talks and wets the bed. It could also be a kitten that lost its hair from being licked on too much. It does happen ya know. Whatever it is, it wants to come to your house and hang out with you. Maybe climb under some blankets and play hide the salami or peek a boo with you. Definitely sounds like a fun guy to me! Go ahead! Bring him home and play with him. Better yet, with that attached keyring he's sporting, take him for a drive and show him off like the unknown piece of meat that he is. Sounds like fun to me.