Measurements: Bust: 44 inches / Length: 30 inches Materials: 100% Recycled polyester Chronicle: A coral pink Nike racerback tank was pumped for a walk in the park, ready to show off her athletic vibe. She imagined herself gliding down the trail, catching the breeze, and maybe even inspiring a jogger or two. But the day didn’t go quite as planned. First, a dog mistook her for a bright toy and leapt up, leaving a muddy paw print right across her chest. Then, as she passed the duck pond, a kid with sticky fingers pointed and shouted, “Look, it’s so bright!” before wiping melted ice cream on her side. By the time a jogger actually complimented her color, she was splattered with dirt, ice cream, and feathers from a startled pigeon. “Next time, I’m sticking to the treadmill,” she muttered, trying to shake off the debris.