Measurements: Bust: 38 inches / Length: 29 inches Materials: 60% Cotton / 40% modal Chronicle: A navy blue Under Armour racerback tank emblazoned with "USA" across the chest was always ready for action, brimming with patriotic pride and dreams of heroic workouts. She pictured herself crushing burpees in a boot camp class or running a Fourth of July 10K to the cheers of adoring fans. But instead, she found herself on the treadmill at 3.0 mph while her owner scrolled through memes. "Come on! Is this what America stands for?" she huffed, struggling to inspire a higher incline. When the workout finally ended after an ambitious ten minutes, she sighed, resigning herself to her true calling: being a bold symbol of freedom... on laundry day.