Coffee Bar Letter Board | Post-Breakup? Cafe Core? Pretend You Own Chickens

Perfect for passive-aggressive post-breakup messages. Hang it by the door, next to his keys—right before (or after) he moves out. Timing’s flexible. Or use it to fully commit to the fantasy that you run a charming European café out of your apartment. Pop in some plastic letters, spell something vaguely French, throw a price next to it, and boom—ambience. ESPRESSO (in a tiny cup from Goodwill): $5 FRESH DANDELION ROOT: $3 FARM FRESH EGGS: $6/DOZEN (You don’t have chickens. But they don’t need to know that.) All sourced from the garden out back—right next to the community pool no one uses. Includes 181 letters so you can spell out your mood, your fake menu, or whatever you need to process—but in Helvetica. Mine once said: “YOU ARE A MAGNIFICENT SWORDFISH. YOU DON’T WASTE TIME WITH WHAT LURKS ON THE OCEAN FLOOR.” It was a post-breakup moment. It was necessary. And also correct. New in box. Box has some shelf wear. The board is untouched and ready for your next passive-aggressive masterpiece—or café pricing experiment.