COCIO Printed Tote – For Women Who Carry Everything Except Emotional Baggage

Introducing the handbag that screams, “I’m holding it together… barely.” This COCIO brown crossbody/tote hybrid is perfect for stuffing all the essentials: lip balm, existential dread, receipts from 2014, and that half-melted mint you swear you’ll throw out someday. Crafted from polyester tougher than your last breakup, this medium-sized miracle features an adjustable strap—because flexibility matters (in bags and in your failed relationships). It's lightweight, water-resistant, and comes with inner pockets for organizing your inner chaos. Oh, and it includes a charming little bag charm—because what better distraction from your crumbling sanity than a tiny, useless trinket? Color: “Emotional Support Brown” Size: Medium (but large enough to carry your secrets) Pattern: Solid—like your poker face Material: Polyester. Because real leather requires commitment. Features: Adjustable strap, inner pockets, water-resistant, therapist not included Occasion: Casual, travel, spiraling Condition: New without tags. Just like your new identity post-midlife crisis. Brand: COCIO (Rumored to be named after a mystical rooster with impeccable handbag taste.)