COACH BOOTS... Say Whaaaa?

Let's say you are from the hood and you want to show up the ladies not only in the hood but also show up the rich snobby ladies. A pair of COACH Boots at a respectable price trumps pretty much all the competition and will cause men to break their necks staring at you. Yes, these are Super classy suede COACH boots. Nice! They're in very good shape. All orders starting today will include a free piece of jewelry. Why? Well, you need to accessorize to shop up hood rats and nonhood rats! SUPER FAST SHIPPING!!