Boden Ribbed Knit Dress Blue Size 12 Mock Neck Textured Look Mob Wife Corporate

Listen, darling, this isn’t the kind of dress you wear to blend in. No, no. This is what you throw on when you’re too tired to care and still want people to think you run a gallery in Chelsea and drink your coffee black—French press, obviously. The color? Somewhere between storm cloud and sophisticated regret. The ribbed knit? Heavy enough to hide last night’s tiramisu, soft enough to feel like a hug from your favorite aunt—if your aunt happened to be Donna Karan in 1996. We’ve got a lovely mock neck here (very don’t look at my neck, I’m mysterious), long sleeves, and pockets. Yes, real ones! You could smuggle a flask in there and no one would notice. Size 12, made by Boden, worn but honey, she’s still got plenty of curtain calls left. Give her a stage—preferably with boots and a bold lip. ⸻ #️⃣ Hashtags: #bodenstyle #mockneckmoment #harveywouldapprove #fallfashion2025 #softtextureouterwear #quietluxury #ribbedknitdress #stealthwealth #newyorkknit