Banana Republic rust-colored athletic fit chinos

Will my sense of humor make you buy these pants? I hope so. I don’t know why I didn’t get the whole leg in the picture. I guess I’m really my own saboteur. I wore these to a wedding and I will never wear them again. They fit great. They’re athletic so they fit my juicy juicy thighs. And they definitely have some stretch so you can fully do all the choreo to WAP on the dance floor. And then people will want to buy these pants off of you. This is truly a great investment. They are a 36x34 and they’re 90% cotton and then elastane and spandex. Hell yeah.