!!!!BUY 1 AT CLOSET PRICE GET 2 FREE ANY CLOTHING ITEM!!!

This is the sale of the year ya'll... It's Buy 1 Get 2 Free on any clothing items in my closet. That's right. If you buy any clothing item in my closet at closet price, you'll get an additional 2 items free. All you have to do is send me a bundle and I'll send you an offer of the highest priced item. Three for the price of one.