Award winning ugly Christmas sweatshirt/sweater

!MAKE AN OFFER!! This sweater is sure to win every damn time! Has gone around and around the US who knows how many times. Designed in 1992! Signed and dated by the creator. (Last photo) So it's vintage! I was the proud owner but now it's your turn. Won my contest too! 2018. Too big? How about wearing it as a dress, with some candy cane striped tights? Or maybe some boots and a belt? . All proceeds go to my small business fund. Your support is greatly appreciated.