Alaïa Segovie Knit Dress Black and White (Size 44 / US 12 / XL, NWT)

✨ “You don’t understand, this is an Alaïa!” ✨ Cher Horowitz knew what she was talking about — Alaïa is the kind of designer you defend at gunpoint. Luckily, you don’t have to risk your life to get this one. ALAÏA black and white wool jacquard square neck flared hem cocktail dress, authenticated by The RealReal (tags attached) Size 44 / US 12 / XL Details: Black and white wool jacquard knit Square neckline Long sleeves with flared cuffs Fit-and-flare silhouette with flounced hem Zip closure Made in Italy Brand: Alaia Designer: Azzedine Alaia (inventor of supermodels) Pattern: Abstract Materials: Wool, Viscose, Polyamide Condition: New with tags, mint Retail: $1,275 This isn’t just a dress. It’s Alaïa. And yes, you’re totally allowed to say so out loud.