Accepting all reasonable offers

I need to sell ALL REMAINING inventory or will have to donate it within the next FOUR weeks so I'm accepting all reasonable offers (and some unreasonable ones too). Anything left in my closet after June 15th will be donated. I can't take any of this with me EVERYTHING IS UP FOR NEGOTIATION I CAN'T SAY YES IF YOU DON'T ASK! As usual: free gift with every purchase free shipping on bundles of $100+ will ship within 48 hours of purchase unless it's a weekend