ASOS Freaky Alien Dress Green Tie Dye Oversized Shirt Graphic Mini Neon Size 2

Ah, the Freaky Alien Dress. For those clandestine trips to Area 51, or perhaps just a spirited evening of stargazing from your urban perch. This, my dear, is no mere garment; it's a statement. A whisper of the unknown, a vibrant splash against the mundane. Crafted by the curious minds at Jaded London, under the discerning eye of ASOS, this oversized t-shirt dress is an homage to the cosmic. Observe the playful alien heads, rendered in an otherworldly tie-dye of verdant green, cerulean blue, sun-kissed yellow, and the deepest black. "Freaky," it proclaims, and who are we to argue? A simple crew neck, short sleeves – for ease of movement, whether you're decoding interstellar messages or simply reaching for another artisanal kombucha. Mini length, of course, to allow for maximum sartorial velocity. Made from a most agreeable blend of 95% polyester and 5% elastane, it drapes with an alien grace. Condition: Very good pre-owned. Minimal, if any, evidence of its previous earthly adventures. Measurements (Size 2): Armpit to Armpit: 21" Back Length: 31"