Brown University Slide Sandals

Brand new iSlide Brown Crest slides (Size 9, Black) with original tags. Purchased during a brief period of extreme optimism. Selling because my daughter did not get into Brown University, and this seemed more productive than staging a dramatic bonfire. Proceeds may be “donated” to Brown (emotionally, at least) so they can continue reflecting deeply on admissions policies and whatever paperwork keeps their federal funding nice and secure. Totally symbolic. Mostly therapeutic. Slides are extremely comfortable, adjustable, and completely innocent of Ivy League rejection. Condition: New with tags Size: 9 Brand: iSlide Bonus: Buying these supports healing, humor, and excellent foot comfort.