There's a guy who needs this. In college, I gave a speech, "Safety Is Sexy" and this shirt speaks to this. Vibrant green is an XL, "Don't Put Fingers Anywhere Wouln't Put Your C○€K" This will keep your rooster 🐓 🤣 😂 from being plucked. We will negotiate but have little issues keeping in our closet. (2025) Verified June 15, 2025.