Dolce Vita Linia

These abominations of the sandal world are sure to cause a blister in the first 10 steps. These heavy and stiff flip flops would not be the footwear of choice if you plan to sneak up on someone. The slapping, clapping and foot stick/lick sounds are of a high decibel range and anyway, you’d probably trip. Take them to the next sporting event and use them as noise makers or better yet use them to start a dumpster fire.