What an accurate statement and funny mug! ❀ This listing is for one (1) 11 oz. mug ❀ Microwave & dishwasher safe ceramic. ❀ No vinyl decals used in this product ❀ Each mug is designed and embellished by hand, one at a time. ❀ All mugs have a design on each side ❀ I use premium ceramic or enamel mugs and high quality ink to ensure a superior product ❀ Colors may vary slightly depending on monitor/tablet/phone settings.