Full Cap Wingtip Oxfords

Your dress shoe game is lousy. You put so much focus on sneakers and those dumb ass adidas slides. I’m gonna chuck one of those slides at your head like the Puerto Rican grandmother I live above. I saw her chuck one down the block at her daughter in law with incredible accuracy. It was magnificent. These were recently refurbished and completely resoled with vibram bottoms, but you don’t care about those details.