$10 SALE Pirattitude! Book Adult Humor Trade Paperback Funny Pirates Satire Fun

Title: PIRATTITUDE: SO YOU WANNA BE A PIRATE? HERE'S HOW! By John "Ol' Chumbucket" Baur and Mark "Cap'n Slappy" Summers, Intro by DAVE BARRY Vintage book is in EUC/GUC; pages are yellowing, but otherwise little wear (spine not even cracked). See photos. From the cover: “AVAST, MATEYS! Set sail for high-seas high jinks and nautical nonsense with the Pirate Guys-Cap'n Slappy and Ol' Chumbucket, those paragons of pirattitude who invented International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Whether you're a scurvy dog or a saucy wench, you can join revelers worldwide in talking, plundering, and swashing your buckles in fine form! Cap'n Slappy and Ol' Chumbucket will provide you with: • Surefire pirate pickup lines for any occasion ("Prepare to be boarded, saucy wench!") • Tips on how to make your pirate party a buccaneer ball that even Martha Stewart would be proud of • Help determining your true pirate moniker Find out who has pirattitude (Avril Lavigne, the Rolling Stones) and who doesn't (Britney Spears, the Bee Gees). Learn some rockin' sea shanties. Test your P.I.Q. And lots more. So c'mon aboard the good ship Festering Boil and take a lesson from Cap'n Slappy and Ol' Chumbucket. You'll be glad you did. John "Ol' Chumbucket" Baur and Mark "Cap'n Slappy" Summers came up with the idea for Talk Like a Pirate Day during an ill-fated game of racquetball way back in 1995, making it the first holiday that ever originated as a sports injury.“