mommy drinks because you cry" Handmade Hanging Bar Sign – Whimsical

Mommy Drinks Because You Cry – Funny Handmade Wood Sign Wall Decor – Bar / Mom Gift – New Description: Oops. I did it again. I bought another batch of hilarious handmade signs because apparently I think I'm opening a bar, daycare, or possibly both. This one’s a true gem – painted in bold yellow and cheerfully announces: "Mommy drinks because you cry." Is it parenting wisdom? A cry for help? Either way, it’s bound to make your guests chuckle… nervously. Perfect for moms with a sense of humor, home bars, kitchens, or that little wall in your laundry room where you cry quietly with boxed wine. Crafted from solid wood, hand-painted, and signed Smith on the back for a little artisanal flair. Includes a wire hanger on the back – just slap a nail in the wall and boom: parenting honesty, on display. Features: * Handmade painted wooden sign * Text reads: "Mommy drinks because you cry" * Funny parenting/bar humor decor * Approx. 24" x 3.5" x 0.75" * Wire hanger attached for easy mounting * Signature on the back (Smith) * No box, no frills – just truth and timber * Makes a great gag gift or kitchen conversation starter * What’s Included: * The wooden sign (as pictured) * Wire hanger on back * A small boost to your mood or a friend’s wall ---------------------------------------- Fast and secure shipping. Check out my store for more handmade signs, weird gifts, and the occasional “why did I buy this?” gem.