distressed brownish/grey levi shorts

these are from urban renewal / urban outfitters -super cheeky (very) on the left side, so basically the bottom half of my left buttcheek is showing -very distressed (came this way) -waist is 14 inches -rise is 11.5 i'm a around a size 26 (12.8-13 inch waist) and these fit and are roomy and probably i'd say best for 27-29 waist!