Your Worst Job Uniform Ever

The secret service gets suits. Best Buy dudes yet the blue polos. Heck, even teeny boppers working at the mall have 2-3 carefully prescribed outfits to choose from. Not you, tho. You’re stuck with this. “STAFF” written in block letters on your back as if it makes your summer job anything other than a joke. Seriously: Staff of what? Staff of who? Could you just boss people around and wander in doors, all with your magic staff shirt and it’s strange artless banality.