Wireless alarm system/eats shoes and garbage

Name: Wireless alarm system/eats shoes and garbage
Brand: elite mutt
SKU: 5d6f0e3dd40008b32e94c079
Price: 200000.0 USD
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Will alert you to every single thing that moves..especially at 3am. Great for people who hate sleep. Recharges with food..very picky. Needs to be hand fed filet mignon soaked in garlic butter. Will lick all of the lotion off of your legs before you can get out of the door. Snores. LOUDLY. Scared of own shadow. Will run and leave you if danger appears. Will follow you around closely..may trip you..demands food and petting 74% of any given days. Say goodbye to coffee & sleep on the weekends..

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60 Comments

rainy218 My offer 999,999.00 lol

Sep 04Reply

bailey3394 @rainy218 lol..sorry..I'm not able to lower the price. This is a rare item 🤣🤣🤣

Sep 04Reply

claribelglamour He's such a cutie 💓🐶

Oct 02Reply

bailey3394 @myluck35 lolololo... and yet - he is so priceless lol. glad I could make you smile!

Dec 03Reply

enja1993 Lol🥰

Apr 12Reply

itsfleesworld Willing to trade. Mine bite anyone that comes close. 😂😂

May 12Reply

bailey3394 @itsfleesworld lololololo... he has a tiny bit of courage now and has a personal issue with the sound of the doorbell... will bark for HOURS off of one ring..you still want him? Free shipping! lololololo

May 13Reply

itsfleesworld @bailey3394 I can only imagine 2 rings. Will review for consideration. Haha haha!

May 13Reply

res6jt6x I have my own food recycler who ate the beautiful flower off my new Viviene Westwood flats!!! Ate CD's and cases too!!!

Sep 29Reply

bailey3394 @res6jt6x 🤣🤣🤣🤣 .we were worried the dog was sick bc he hadn't touched his food in weeks.. I also have a huge black cat..poor cat never comes out of the room..lately the cat had been showing up meowing daily..(this means he is hungry)..turns out he dog was eating the cats food!

Sep 29Reply

gypseathreads 😭😂🤣♥️ya gotta love em tho!!

Sep 29Reply

bailey3394 @gypseathreads Ido so very much! he is so sweet! spoiled,grumpy,annoyed by the sound of people breathing (and doorbells) but sweet ;) lolol

Sep 29Reply

gypseathreads @bailey3394 😫😁sounds a bit familiar...but totally relatable..lolol

Sep 29Reply

luxxchest Awe what a naughty pup ! Made me laugh. My dog was super into garbage when I first got her 🤦‍♀️

Oct 24Reply

generationfwrd Gosh your page makes me laugh!! This plus your memes, I can’t 😂

Dec 01Reply

bailey3394 @mbahri lolol..I really wanted to be a comedian in life lol

Dec 01Reply

sandramontejo54 Adorable ❤️😂

Sep 26Reply

stylishacademic I needed the belly laugh that this listing occasioned. And yet, no matter how crazy our pets are, we love them so!

Sep 27Reply

arlenette OMG he is so cuteeeeee, im dying here looking at your sandal so hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Oct 15Reply

ladyiron512 Wow!! This is hilarious

Oct 28Reply

bailey3394 @ladyiron512 was that an offer? lolololol

Oct 28Reply

amethystsails Oh my gosh, this is too cute!! You have a great sense of humor! Love it!

Oct 30Reply

bailey3394 @barbieann328 lolol thank you - annoys most people I know lololl

Oct 30Reply

kathiemahoney Hi! Does the system work by remote control? Also, how many do you have? Do they run on a specific type of shoe or a certain brand?

Nov 04Reply

bailey3394 @kathiemahoney Hi there - This unique, one of a kind items works solely off food. Weve recently learned it does magic and dishes..sorta..If you leave food on say a table or desk, and walk away for three tenths of a second, the food will have disappeared and the plate will be wiped clean. After a reset of 4 hours in the gargae, it no longer requires shoes, in fact it will do its best to avoid shoes at all cost. Does come with accessories such as a lick mat and jar or peanut butter. Happy Posh'n!

Nov 05Reply

shan197169 Oh my goodness. I just love ❤ 😍 💖 this post. Thanks for making my day!

Nov 05Reply

bailey3394 @shan197169 🥰😊🥰

Nov 05Reply

kathiemahoney @bailey3394 omG!! Too funny! Happy Poshing to you as well.

Nov 05Reply

annemarietm Okay so this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on this site. I was literally laughing out loud! You have a great sense of humor! Your baby is adorable 🥰! Happy Poshing!

Nov 08Reply

studio7b This is the best!

Nov 09Reply

kristenpears487 Wow! He really did a number on that shoe! 😂 What a cutie though 🥰

Nov 18Reply

smcdsmith55 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣🤣I have twin!! 🥰🥰🥰just inside dog this past year. Out in the country and she checks out the yard for trespassers but ready to come back inside. Precious!!!🤗♥️. Our girls time is 2:30-3am. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️♥️🎄🎄Happy Holidays!! Thank you for shares too!!!🤪🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

Dec 06Reply

bailey3394 @smcdsmith55 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Dec 08Reply

orangetheory ❤️

Dec 14Reply

dibrenn18 😂😂😂 Your post is hilarious!!! All that with unconditional Love which makes everything worth it! Have a fantastic day! Merry Christmas!

Dec 16Reply

trelar96 Love this🥰🥰🥰 made my night @bailey3394

Jan 17Reply

usa5star2 omg that's GREAT!! very fun and omg toooo cute.. its hard to stay mad 🐕🐶❤

Feb 10Reply

elisemckenna1 Sweet, sweet face!!! Adorable pup!!! Best wishes for MANY sales!!! 🦋

Feb 10Reply

elvismoon That face!!!

Feb 10Reply

cjk5940 what a cutie!❤️🙂💕🌹

Feb 10Reply

itsfleesworld OMg, what a low offer. Lol. What did he do. Now 🤣🤣🤣

Feb 10Reply

kpmolina Hahaha this is the best item on this app! Hahaha so cute 🥰

Feb 10Reply

simpleseller2 Lovelovelove this! o would pay full price but I have 3 times this fun with my own pack! Thanks for adding a smile 🤗

Feb 11Reply

simpleseller2 Thank you for the "offer" but I'll do nothing less than full price +20%😉 That wink that your furbaby has though😊💖

Feb 11Reply

purplescarab Super funny and cute post!

Feb 19Reply

patcox1945 I am a dog lover. I have two just like him. So handsome 🥰🤩🥰🤩. I bet you would not take for him. That made my day 😂🤪😂🤪😂🤪😂😂😂.

Feb 20Reply

vntg_girl @bailey3394 my last goldens name was Bailey. U are my soul sister just copied this listing as my own. Want to trade???

Mar 28Reply

bailey3394 @vntg_girl lolol...awwww...I do believe in some way, we are all connected!...although he has become super bossy and a bit of a premadonna, I think I will keep my baby 😝 😍🥰😝😉☺️🙂🙂

Mar 28Reply

bailey3394 Prima-donna

Mar 28Reply