Why Is Everyone Buying My Things?!?!??!?!

I don’t understand it!! I just posted all my favorite things that don’t fit anymore to show them to the world and hopefully receive accolades for my FANTASTIC taste in fashion and art and culture, but everyone keeps BUYING it all??? Where have I gone wrong…? Oh. Wait. That’s right, these things don’t fit me anymore, and so in order to buy NEW things that DO fit me, I have to empty my closet of all my old pretties. Sigh, it’s difficult being so fabulous at this age…my carefully curated closet just doesn’t vibe with my love of chocolate cake, and that’s the sad fact of life. On the plus side, it means YOU get to take advantage of my awesome deals and (let’s be honest) killer style. I am always open to fair offers, and trades!! Ooh! And let’s be friends too!