White watch

White watch, needs new battery Sick of people responding to your queries of the time with “It's time to get a watch!! Hahahaha aren’t I so clever to have thoughts of that and said it a billion times???” Well how about the ultimate power play: BUY THE WATCH, and when they pull out the “time to get a watch” you can whip THIS out and cleverly say “Actually I ALREADY GOT A WATCH! It’s ACTUALLY TIME TO GET A WATCH BATTERY!” They will be so amazed at Your confidence they will be stunned into silence for a good 3 seconds. Not that you’d know for sure because, you know, you need a watch battery. But these games are not about logic, are they? No, it’s about outsmarting the opponent. And this will do it.