Vintage Early 80's Levi's Denim Distressed Cut Off Shorts

OMG 😮. OMG! 😆.... Ok. Listen to this... 🤣... I'll be 57 years old this year. My very first "official boyfriend" was a guy named Mike. I met him at the age of about 16, maybe 17. We got our first apartment together, (and our second and our third)... And we stayed together until I was about 23 years old. I told him if he didn't know to put a ring on my finger by then, that I was gonna leave him. And that's what I did. (Mike regretted it very much and I went on to have a steam of horrible relationships. That's life.) Before we rented all those apartments, I hung out at his house almost all the time. Apparently, one day I needed a pair of shorts, and I borrowed these from Mike's little brother, David. 😂... How the f*"!? do I still HAVE these??? I'm not sure what's funnier... that, or that his mom had to write his name on the inside of the pocket 🤣🤣🤣🤣! These are such a cool find, and damn they are still as sexy as it gets. Absolutely beautiful used condition... they're forty freaking years old! I'll miss them. I'm pretty sure David doesn't want them back, lol. All measurements are approximate: Waist: 27" Length: 13.5" (?)💁‍♀️ Rise: 10"