Vintage Dummy toy

Vintage. Missing monocle. Only Dummy included in purchase. Pull string that moves mouth open not functioning. Needs a family that will love him and appreciate him and that can handle his intense fixated glare. Use caution while you speak while he is present. Don’t say anything that will upset him. Also, be careful about what is spoken in his presence. There will be no stopping him if he becomes angry. As is sale! Not responsible if he walks around the house while you sleep. If he winks at you, um, pretend you didn’t see it. Be sure to compliment him often, and never say anything negative about to him or about him! He is very loyal if you love him and give him the proper respect! Yeah, as is sale! He does not take rejection well! Will make an excellent carpool buddy. Take him shopping occasionally as he loves to sit in the shopping cart and watch your back! He tends to be very obsessive so use your words with caution! Remember, he has a short temper and remembers EVERYTHING! Perfect for Halloween, or collector or best man at a goth wedding. Make me an offer, but not one that is going to insult him! Personally, behaviors listed above not actual description of the dummy. I’ve never actually seen him walk at night, he is just in a different place the next morning. Not sure how that happens… Only doll included on sale, nothing else included