Vintage 1970s patent pumps/heels, like new

Utterly fantastic vintage heels. I am devastated that they don’t fit me because if they did I’d never take them off. They seem to be unworn, with not a scratch or scuff on them. My guess is that these are 8.5, as I wear a solid 9 and they are just a tiny bit too small. Shiny patent leather, super cool deco-like cut-outs.