VINTAGE NWT Cabrais Geometric Dream Abstract 80’s Unisex Button Up Size Large

You were not supposed to be at that party. You were supposed to be alphabetizing your spice rack or something. But instead, here you are—in a button-up louder than a saxophone solo, sipping something with a little too much vermouth, and charming the room with stories you only half-remember living. This shirt doesn’t whisper. It shouts. Abstract brushstrokes in teal, purple, fuchsia, and black scatter across crisp white like confetti from a corporate gala that got way out of hand. Lightweight and soft thanks to a 70/30 poly-cotton blend. Gently structured with shoulder pleats. Breezy cap sleeves. Never worn, but ready for trouble. Perfect for roller rinks, gallery openings, or impromptu karaoke renditions of “Everybody Wants to Rule the World.” Condition: New with tags Fabric: 70% Polyester / 30% Cotton Origin: Made in the U.S.A. Size: Large (unisex friendly) Chest 40 inch