Urban Outfitters Red Plaid Jacket

tell* you a story 'bout a coat that's plaid, sittin' in a closet, never worn and gettin' sad. then one day someone opened up the door, and said "hey that's just exactly what I'm lookin' for!" a coat, that is. outer wear. fleece collar. first thing you know that coat is on its way, who knows where the buyer's gonna take it one fine day? maybe the red carpet, maybe up onto the moon? this jacket goes with everything you'd better buy it soon! *to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies.** **please don't say you don't know how that song goes I already feel old *** ***I really like footnotes**** ****in case you hadn't guessed