True Vintage 1980s Ugly Christmas Sweater Dog and Cat Mock Turtleneck

Measurements (laying flat) approx: shoulder to hem: 25 in. - pit to pit: 23 in. - sleeve length: 20 in. - fiber content: 95% cotton, 5% metallic thread This goofy af pullover sweater comes complete with shoulder pads and a mock turtleneck, and features a metallic cat and dog wearing festive winter hats. Everything about this one baffles me, including that, for the 80s, it's not actually very Christmas-y? Like you could wear this one to any Generic Winter Celebration and be on point. Even the Santa hat is purple and ermine-lined, so you can argue that this cat doesn't celebrate Christmas, he's just gay as heck holiday indie sleaze kidcore autumn boxy bright bronze cats and dogs cottagecore daywear fall gold mock turtleneck office oversized red and black sweater softie sparklecore winter