Sz 9 Freebird Joker Booties!

🎭 RIDICULOUSLY HOT FREEBIRD JOKER BOOTIES 🎭 These aren’t just booties — these are main-character energy with a leather wrap. Say hello to the Freebird Joker in delicious cognac — where gladiator meets outlaw, but with heels. And straps. And leather. Oh, the leather. The only thing missing is a theme song when you walk in. 💃 Size 9 — the people’s size 💃 Genuine leather in that rich, buttery cognac shade — aged like the fine wine you deserve 💃 Freshly conditioned and buffed — so moisturized they might just start giving TED Talks 💃 Excellent condition overall — but let’s talk heel caps: 🤷🏻‍♀️ The heel cap got dragged through someone’s quarter-life crisis. Still struttin’, but you may want to visit your cobbler. 🛠️ Optional Heel Fix: Can take them in for a heel cap replacement, but my cobbler’s more backed up than your aunt’s casserole at Thanksgiving. Est. wait: 1 month. If you're impatient (same), you can DIY with a heel saver. You’re resourceful. I believe in you.