Si-Cology 1 Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty's Favorite Uncle Si Robertson

You know him from the hit A&E(r) show "Duck Dynasty"(r)" "now you can enjoy Uncle Si s tall tales, crazy exploits, and quirky one-liners in one raucous collection As you read this book, there are a few things you have to understand: 95 percent of my stories are truthful. Every member of the Robertson family has the God- given gift of storytelling. Hey, when you ve sat in a duck blind for more than half of your life, you have to figure out some way to pass the time It s better than looking at Willie and Jase for six hours Many of the stories I like to tell happened when I was a young boy or when I was in Vietnam. At my age, a few of the details are cloudy, but I ll recollect the coming stories as best I can. Hey, just remember it isn t a lie if you think it s true It s up to you, the reader, to figure out what s truth and what s fiction. Best of luck with that, Jack May the force be with you. Hey, another thing you have to know: my stories are kind of like my vocabulary. You might have noticed I like to say hey quite a bit. Hey can mean anything. It can mean yes, it can mean maybe, and it can mean no. Hey, it could mean next week. The bottom line is, you have to understand hey to understand me. And if you know anything about Silas Merritt Robertson, you know I m a hard rascal to figure out. From the Prologue". Features: • I Strive to Ship Next Day • Feel Free to Look Through My Other Listings • Please contact me with any issues. I will always do my best to solve any proble