SHARK HOODIE

The year is 2008. You’re at the mall looking at the new CDs in Hot Topic. The sales associate points out this new album from some Attack band, something about crabs, so you say you’ll give it a go. Just when you’re about to leave, you turn around and see the most epic hoodie you’ve ever seen. It’s in your hand and you’re out the door faster than you can say Stick Stickly.