Only One Shoe (Not a Hologram)

It’s a very shiny shoe, excellent for warding off predators (and attracting mates!), and there’s only one of it. It’s just that exclusive. Good choice for pirates; also good for individuals hoping to show off just one specific foot. Features: - *shiny* - oil-spill chic - Absolutely not just a Hologram of a shoe. Beetle skin sole, projection mapped upper, genuine plastic throughout ——- *DISCLAIMER: This post is satirical. If you buy this for some reason, I will send both shoes