Not Today Satan Unisex Shirt

The “Not Today Satan” Tee — Social Anxiety’s Favorite Armor Tired of crowds? Let your shirt do the talking (so you don’t have to). This tee hilariously defines any gathering of people as a certified “Not Today Satan” moment—perfect for introverts, crowd-dodgers, and anyone who’d rather chill solo than get stuck in small talk. Details: Color: Classic black—like your sense of humor Fit: Unisex—because group avoidance is universal Fabric: 100% cotton—snuggly enough to hide in Design: Bold white text that reads: “A large group of people is called a ‘Not Today Satan’” Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low—no exorcism required Why You’ll Love It: Relatable AF—like a high-five for the socially selective Gets laughs (and nods of agreement) wherever you go Perfect for concerts, parties, or anywhere you’d rather not be Repel bad vibes. Repel people. Rock the “Not Today Satan” Tee.