Nike Air Force 1 Easter Egg low (2018)

You already know Jesus rocked them Jerusalem Cruiser Sandal 29 AD’s, but you also know he’d much rather have f’d with the resurrection edition Air Force 1’s. These creamy suede pastels are sure to catch grandma’s attention when you show up to church to see if Jesus emerges from the cave, yet again, in April 2024. Lightly used for a worship session or two, these bad boys feature Nike’s signature cracked egg tongue and have been carefully stored for far longer than three days awaiting resurrection and ascension. Seat these at the right hand of the Father and guarantee your entry to the sweet ever after. Don’t get caught slackin next time you’re afoot searching out those eggs and make sure you gots the footwear sure to outdo any Kmart edition basket full of chocolate, Peeps and artificial turf. Bless.