Neon bodycon minidress ~spicy~

Me to myself: those people in the photos look great, I’d like to look like that, maybe I should shake things up and wear bodycon stuff again like I did in college while I was partying all the time! Me after trying this on: I am now remembering that I stopped wearing things like this because they are form fitting and make very uncomfortable. I am also 30 and work with dogs and see no one. This dress is for you if you are not me. Highlighter yellow w/ black gray tie dye spots. I’d say it’s pretty thin, but I don’t know the standard is for a bodycon dress. Would have rocked it in my old life, and where whatever you want whenever you want, but yeah this is not currently a practical keep for my lifestyle. New with tags. Ruching on one side w/ decorative tie at the bottom (does not cinch). It’s tight, idk it’s a bodycon dress and I wasn’t using my brain.