NWOT Lane Bryant Striped Faux Wrap Dress 18/20

This size 18/20 black & white striped faux wrap dress is so magical I swear Harry Potter designed it. Put it on & 10 lbs vanish! Waist? Whittled. Bewbs? Yes, please. The pattern is perfect for distracting the eye. It’s just about the most flattering damn thing I ever put on. Which is why I promptly cut the tag off & swore I’d wear it every day...then I gained weight & it didn’t fit. Never worn. *sigh* Smoke-free home with 2 big dogs who swear it doesn’t look like I gained THAT much weight.