My Nest Isn't Empty, It Just Has More Closet Space: The Amazing Adventures of an

<p><b>The incomparable Lisa Scottoline, along with daughter Francesca, is back with more wild and wonderful wit and wisdom: <i>My Nest Isn't Empty, It Just Has More Closet Space</i></b><i>.<br></i><br><i>New York Times</i> bestselling author Lisa Scottoline struck a chord with readers, book clubs, and critics with her smash-hit essay collection, <i>Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog</i>. This time, Lisa teams up with Daughter Francesca to give their mother-daughter perspective on everything from blind dates to empty calories, as well as life with the feistiest octogenarian on the planet, Mother Mary, who won't part with her thirty-year-old bra. Three generations of women, triple the laughs---and the love. <p/>Inspired by their weekly Chick Wit column for <i>The Philadelphia Inquirer</i><i>, </i> Lisa and Francesca spill all their family secrets---which will sound a lot like yours. And you'll have to put this book down, just to stop laughing. <p/><b>LISA ON DIETING</b>: I'm backsliding with carbohydrates, which is the food version of ex-sex. <p/><b>FRANCESCA ON CUTTING THE CORD</b>: I thought I said, I am going to see my cousin's new apartment, but in Mom-speak that translates to: I am going to meet certain death in the New York City subway tunnels that are soon to be my tomb. <p/><b>LISA ON MOTHER MARY: </b>Most people have a list of Things To Do, but Mother Mary has a list of Things Not To Do. At the top is Don't Go to the Movies. Other entries include Don't Eat Outside Wit