Mr. Wonderful (he talks!)

Tired of what’s swimming in the dating pool? Got a friend going thru a bad breakup? Look no further…Mr. Wonderful to the rescue! I’m 12 inches of real man and low maintenance to boot! Just insert 2 AA batteries and I can go all night! A total of 16 living things you’ve been wanting to hear, including: “Did you have a hard day honey? Why don't you sit down and let me rub your feet.” “You're going shopping by yourself? How about if I tag along and carry your bags.” “Actually, I'm not sure which way to go.................I'll turn in here and ask directions.” My denim shirt and khakis are clean and I have no nicks or imperfections. My jaw is square and my feet are big. How can you go wrong? Your search is over, ladies…Mr. Wonderful is here!