Men’s longsleeve button-down

If you want to look like a bumblebee, this shirt is for you. Looked great on the rack, and fit good when I tried it on, but I honestly can’t remember wearing it more than twice. It’s a fitted shirt, so even if I wanted to wear this again, it wouldn’t fit over my stomach, because I am a good cook, and I’m a fan of my own cooking. How’s that for honesty in advertising?