Levi's Wedgie Straight Jeans Salsa Roll Dark Wash 24

I am old, and therefore I hate the style name of these jeans, but here we are. Levi's "Wedgie Straight" (whyyyyy?) mom jeans: high-rise, button-fly, classic 5-pocket jeans styling, cropped length with raw hem. To further compound my discomfort, this color is "salsa roll" which–I'm sorry–if your salsa is this color, please dispose of it immediately. (And don't tell me it's salsa dancing, because do you want a wedgie for that? I think not.) In conclusion: Get off my lawn. But first grab a great deal on these cute-but-poorly-named jeans which are currently available on the Levi's site for $90 (which is also bonkers). In excellent preowned condition with no flaws. Measured flat: 13" waist 10.25" rise 26" inseam