Large We Are The Dolphins

Member that Queen song about being the champions? Wellll what if you went to karaoke in a t-shirt that says 'We Are The Dolphins' and you sang that at karaoke? The bartender would probably let you drink for free and all the guys/girls would think you're super fun to be around. Soooo I'm basically selling you a personality and a happy relationship for $17. You're welcome?