Large Houston PD t-shirt

What's the best way to avoid the opps? By blending in with them, duh. This tshirt is basically the equivalent to putting a scarf over your face in Red Dead Redemption Two. You could probably commit brazen crimes in broad daylight aaaaand nobody will say anything to you because there's no way a person that wears a police t-shirt could ever commit a crime. I'm basically selling you a Get Out Of Jail Free card for $19.