Lacoste, it means Crocodile in French, I think… 5 Pack, Jack! Oui!

Are they a little pricey? Sure. Will your nether regions thank you? Absolutely! These are trunks which are like briefs that had a growth spurt but didn't totally level up. I like them because the bottoms don't roll up when I regrettably have to put on pants. The full stretchy ones stretch out too much and don't retain form. The cotton ones are cotton, eventually the ass is going to blow out and you'll have an accidental commando day you weren't planning on, then your significant other will be all like "where's yo drawls at!" and you'll be all "I swear! Never trust a fart! I had to throw them away baby! It was like a crime scene, the touch and feel of cotton never stood a chance!” It's just a fight that no one wants to nor needs to have, amirite? Then there's these, cotton fricking stretch, you read that right folks. Now CFS, as I’ve lovingly named them, are coming in hot! All like "hold my beer" and you sail through the day with everything where it should be, in stylish comfort and having your downstairs mix up all like "oh, la la" and even earned an unofficial endorsement from Peppi Le Pew! Hey, they are French after all. Buy em, wear em, thank me later.